Hwy 26, Sandy, Oregon, and Dundee, Oregon, USA.
Big, big, big is the watchword at Calamity Jane’s — big hamburgers, big malts and milkshakes, big orders of fries, big frosty mugs of soda and beer, and the biggest —and some might say the strangest — selection of hamburgers you’ll likely ever see.
The menu lists 39 burgers — everything from the All American with 1/3 lb patty trimmed with cheese, onions, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, and condiments to the pineapple, sour cream, cheese, and teriyaki-topped Teriyaki burger to wieird concoctions like the Jimmy Carter Peanut Butter burger and the Hot Fudge/Marshmallow Burger. All of them are guaranteed to be delicious, two-fisted, juicy, six-napkin affairs served with a mound of their trademark extra-crunchy tempura fries.
They also serve 16 different pizza burgers, all served with pizza sauce, motzarella, onions, tomatoes, and olives. For non-burger fans, they serve huge hot and cold sandwiches as well as country-style dinners like chicken fried steak, meat loaf, and pot roast with mashed potatoes and gravy.
Don’t miss out on Calamity’s trademark malts and milkshakes. At $3.99 each, they’re a bargain. They serve the metal mixing container and it’ll fill your big milkshake glass three times. You won’t go away from Calamity’s hungry. Just don’t tell your cardiologist that that you heard about Calamity Jane’s Hamburger Parlour from RFT! — BH