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Croatia Queen of the Adriatic

Pillars on building in Croatia I heart Croatia.

How can you fail to love a country that boasts a Museum of Broken Relationships in its capitol city? (It sells Bad Memories Erasers in its gift shop.) Where, in the capitol of capitol Zagreb, a “green horseshoe” of voluptuous parkland undulating through the city center is papered with sunning citizens all day long. (Does no one punch a time clock here?) Where, upon ordering the local specialty—a blintz-like pastry—an uber-starched waiter announces, “Madam, the stuckli is arriving!”

Stuckli, a blintz-like pastry, in a dish

Croatia is famous for stuckli, a blintz-like pastry.

Croatia is a land that boasts the highest count of islands (all gorgeous) in the Mediterranean. And a Roman Emperor’s retirement home, bigger than a suburb. Top this off with primo wineries, seafood still wriggling, and friendly natives. Never mind that their language sounds, to this foreigner’s ear, like rocks in avalanche—they all speak English, too. And you’ll soon master the word for ‘yes’—‘da’—because you’ll hear it incessantly, as in ‘da-da-da-da.’ Also ‘dovre’, which means ‘good’ or ‘super’. Croatia is dovre to the max.

Zagreb’s main square—anchored by the usual Hero on a Horse—is the city’s epicenter, and who you are determines where you’ll congregate: upper crust around the statue, trendsters by the clock, intellectuals over at the bookstore. On one side looms the grand cathedral dressed in lacy Gothic stone, and on the other, restaurant row with acres of umbrella-topped tables. In between, and most lively on Saturday morning, the lure is the open-air market, offering sweet, sweet strawberries the size of peas, even smaller blueberries, radishes in brides’ bouquets, and pyramids of spuds and garlic. Leeks glisten like polished ivory next to strands of asparagus slender as soda straws. At the fish stalls, the seafood stares me down. Muscular ladies in yellow oilcloth aprons arrange mounds of shells and pile ice under hunks of tuna. I avoid the eel, bigger than a python, and head to the coffee shop, already bustling at 7 a.m.

A pile of carrots sold by a vendor in a market

A vendor in Zagred’s main square peddles carrots.

Later at Agava, we enjoyed some of that bounty, dining on local treats like duck sauced with oranges and honey; stuffed beef with homemade dumplings; veal scallopini partnered with asparagus flan; and octopus, the kitchen’s pride. And more stuckli, those heavenly blintzes. For dessert, it was palantschinke—a crepe folded over walnuts, with which we sipped a mellow merlot called Festiga from the sunny south.

Breakfast the next morning looked like Easter brunch: cold cuts beyond comprehension, slices of pale pink ham; tomatoes paired with mozzarella; eggs tossed with champignons and eggplant, airy doughnuts filled with apricot jam; and more—thankfully, more—of those crepelike palantschinke, this time plumped with mushrooms.

To the Coast
Next, we bolted south to the Adriatic coastal town of Sibonek, whose medieval stone passages hark back to 1066. Four fortresses oversee the harbor, today a life-is-easy promenade patrolled by moms pushing strollers and couples slurping ice cream cones. Behind it rises the iconic cathedral of 1446, guarded by stern stone lions and overseen above the door by sadder-but-wiser Adam and Eve, trying to hide their privates. Kids slapping playing cards onto the marble pavement pay no need. Nor does a festive wedding party we admire as we lunch in its shadow at Vijecnica. We devour squid ink risotto laced with scampi, octopus salad, feta salad, and more (more, more!) walnut crepes—all washed down with sips of blood-dark Plavac from the restaurant’s own wine production.

Front exterior view of cathedral in Zagreb

Croatia is loaded with medieval architecture like this cathedral in Zagreb.

Then we climb to the Monastery of St. Lawrence and its 17th-century walled medieval garden and, later, dinner alfresco far above the harbor at Tinel, where a whole sea bass festooned with a scramble of kale and potatoes stole the show, abetted by platters of prosciutto and grilled veggies. More octopus. Then, of course, more pancakes.

Sunday came up sparkling, so we took to the sea for a glide through Kornati, a naval national park, and a maritime troll through the most dense archipelago in the Mediterranean—“nautical heaven,” our guide called it. My guess is it was formed when God pitched handfuls of mud into the gin-clear water. We anchor at a marina for a beer and a hike through the stones for a bird’s eye view of this fishermen’s haven.

Coastal view in Sibonek.

Coastal views inspire visitors in Sibonek.

Then, Sunday lunch in Murter, known for its gastro scene, thanks to the monied yacht owners who lurk here (think Beyoncé, Bill Gates): “Twenty five good restaurants in a town of 2,500,” instructs our guide. There’s no need for a menu at Boba—just a wave to the chef/patron and—“da-da-da-da”— and a bounty of tuna appears: carpaccio, tartare, mixed with ricotta and pine nuts; plus monkfish liver pate, then still-throbbing (well, almost) hunks of sea bass and branzino. It’s all downed with gulps of Bibich, a summer-friendly white wine, followed by slivovitz—firewater in flavors ranging from honey and lemon to blueberry and strawberry. And dessert, of course: baklava, panna cotta, white chocolate frozen souffle, a chocolate semifreddo studded with almonds and (huh?) Parmesan. The vote: Dovre.

Today, another national park—Krka—where we patrol the boardwalk under a green canopy as waterfalls somersault on all sides. Frogs chortle, fish slither by. It’s like the Everglades, sans bugs and gators. Amid bobbing swans, we board a ferry to Skrada and lunch at Scala, where the choice is a fish platter (squid, octopus, langoustines, whole sardine-like critters) or meat platter (sausages, pork chops, filets), served with a duo of kale and boiled potato that sets them off well. Below is a vista of red-tiled roofs and we overlook the luminous Adriatic as the sun provides the bling.

Trays full of fresh seafood from the sea in Croatia

Seafood is fresh from the sea in Croatia.

Historic Trogir, Sparkly Split
It’s a two-hour drive to Trogir, perhaps my fave among faves. Already a settlement in 1000 B.C. and then the usual parade: Greeks, Romans, Turks, Venetians. Today, says Dino, our guide, “We are all Croatians. But here, we are also Dalmatians”—which translates to laid-back pleasure-lovers.

And Trogir satisfies, honeycombed with marble-lined alleys leading to the main square, an architectural mishmash of Gothic, Baroque, Arabian and who-knows-what. And yes, above the door of the cathedral of 1240, another bare-naked Adam and Eve. In the former Roman Tribunal facing it, a quarter of a capella singers—tenor to booming bass—resounds. Then we split for Split.

Sparkly Split boasts a trio of tourist lures: beaches lapped by the gentle Adriatic; excursion boats to entrancing islands; and that McMansion mentioned earlier, anchoring the shoreline where Roman Emperor Diocletian retired in ultra-splendor in 300 A.D. Today, within its walls a city-within-a-city of 3,000 people percolates. Tour the Emperor’s labyrinth of chambers; ogle his mausoleum-turned-cathedral by Christians who came later; climb its bell tower for a grand vista; then visit the exquisite temple he dedicated to his in-law, Jupiter. Head to Peoples’ Square for a bit of people-watching while nursing a coffee or gelato. Explore the web of passages disclosing boutiques of every ilk. It’s here in Split, by the way, that next season’s “Game of Thrones” is filmed.

Beautiful waterfall in between large trees in Krka National Park.

One of many impressive waterfalls in Krka National Park.

Hop a ferry to a nearby island—Hvar’s the one favored by the glitterati ever since the founding of its capitol city by Greek sailors in the fourth century B.C. Fields of olives, grapes and lavender lead us to its main town—also called Hvar—with cathedral, sunny esplanade, marina and, at a knee-punishing altitude above the square, a formidable fortress (cannons, dungeons) engineered by the Venetians, who ruled the show in the Renaissance.

Seafood platter from Croatia

The eating is good in Croatia like this seafood platter illustrates.

Our choice for beach time was Split’s Le Meridian Hotel: pool, casino and ultra-lovely dining, too. (Its formal restaurant is supervised—at a bit of a distance, admittedly—by Jean-Georges Vongerechten). After a feast of virtually every shellfish that populates the ocean abetted by a trio of dipping sauces (aioli, cocktail, chili), we dove into platters of tender local lamb three ways: luscious rack, spring roll filled with spicy sausage, and tender brisket. And one last pancake before our early-morning flight, this time sweetened with marmalade. Dovre! —Story and Photos by Carla Waldemar


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Carla Waldemar

Carla Waldemar of Minneapolis, NM, is a longtime food and travel writer. She has served as a food editor for Better Homes and Gardens and senior editor for Cuisine magazines and is the Twin Cities editor of the annual Zagat Survey.