Olympia – Jan/Feb 2018

Romania: the Land of Vlad the Bad

Romania Castle

“Vlad the Bad…”

Well, that’s my nickname for the Romanian big shot who founded the country’s present capital, Bucharest, in the 15th century. He went on to rule from his Transylvanian castle, where he earned the even darker epithet of Vlad the Impaler after his preferred mode of punishment. His hangout, Bran Castle, became better known as Dracula’s Castle, after the fictional vampire whose creator, Bram Stoker, deemed it a suitable location for his Vampire Count. And this is only a tiny bit of the fascinating history and colorful culture you’ll find in Romania.

Think Vlad was bad? A more recent megalomaniac, Communist leader Nicolae Ceausescu, took the prize for stifling his nation until his death in the famed Revolution of 1989. Bucharest’s Revolution Square, heart of that action, today hosts monuments to freedom fighters among the bullet holes still stippling the Parliament Building and the charming Eastern Orthodox Cretulescu Church of 1722 across the street, where its priest welcomed me in the perfect English spoken by everyone. Nearby, the former Royal Palace of 1866 now serves as the city’s art museum—a treasury of mesmerizing dark-eyed medieval icons rescued from the many churches Ceausescu destroyed.

The Triumphal Arch (Arcul de Triumf) of Bucharest

The current Arch of Triumph standing more than 80 feet tall was built in 1936 of Deva granite to replace the second temporary arch  erected in 1922.

A bit farther along Victory Drive, the Atheneum of 1888 escaped the leader’s rampage and today holds concerts by the esteemed George Enescu Philharmonic, where I was fortunate to enjoy Prokofiev and Brahms framing a premiere by a local composer. Continue along the avenue, the Champs d’Elysees of Bucharest, to another Parisian wannabe, an Arch of Triumph—this one, seemingly assembled by IKEA of planks and plaster.

Never mind. Mr. C vowed to out-do anything the Free World had to offer by building the Palace of Parliament with more than 1,000 rooms. Designed by a young architect with nada on her resume, it’s the largest government building on the planet save for the U.S. Pentagon. Begun in 1984, it’s still unfinished. Nor is the vast Cathedral behind it. Its angry citizens claim that monolith is draining money from needed hospitals and infrastructure.

Clearly this is a populace whose DNA bears little countenance with unsavory politicians. All last year—perhaps you caught on it on TV—folks from all walks of life held an ongoing protest on Victory Square against those elected “statesmen” and their legislation enabling themselves to accept even more lavish bribes.

Mr. C flattened residential areas in Bucharest in the name of progress; yet many remain, from the dreary Communist-era apartment blocks to those lining the engaging tangle of the Old Town’s historic streets (today blessedly pedestrian-only).

Stavropoleos Monastery

Stavreopoleos Monastery (also known as Stavreopoleos Church) is one of the many Orthodox churches in Bucharest.

Bucharest is the country’s place to be—to wander streets flanked by everything from tiny arts and crafts shops to H&M, and countless cafes and bars with alfresco seating where you can watch the world go by while nursing a $2 beer. Succumb to the charms of the city’s many Orthodox churches, such as Stavreopoleus—petite but potent with saints painted, inside and out, on every surface. Peer into to the barrel vault, and there’s Jesus. Approach the altar, glowing with row atop row of saints and disciples, and there he is again, flanked by Mother Mary, whom devout believers approach to kiss and cross themselves. During vespers, a quartet of resounding bass voices chant and black-clad nuns answer with songs of their own as priests shake incense into the air.

Calmed from my time at Stavreopoleus, I returned to my hotel, the 16-room Rembrandt, a cheery modern design within its Baroque façade, where I await its lavish breakfast buffet and endless cappuccinos. I’m back at lunch for a bowl of spicy goulash.

Goulash, Beer Halls, and BBQ


Papanhsi, a traditional Romanian pastry covered in fruit and cream, is a perfect ending to a meal.

The hotel’s sweet staff has found me a table for the evening (reservations essential) at the mega-popular beer hall Caru cu Beru of 1870, which wouldn’t be out of place in Munich. As I await my order (tonight, stuffed cabbage leaves aside polenta crowned with sour cream and a lethal-looking pepper), I enjoy the costumed folk dancers who prance through the hall. And I love it. Just outside, the annual Festival of Lights illuminates a dozen or so facades with light-and-music shows on the closed-off avenue. It’s magic.

Another night, I head to City Grill for a ringside seat at the meat-centric barbecue station, where I’d learned to place my dessert order first. There’s a 30-minute wait for the made-to-order papanhsi, sweet raised doughnuts slathered with cream and cherry jam.

Bucharest Choral Temple

The Choral Temple, initially built in 1857, has a long history of destruction and rebuilding.

Next day I discover the city’s Jewish District, now a shabby, forgotten neighborhood. The area once held half a dozen of the country’s 1,500 synagogues, of which 81 remain today. Three in Bucharest still hold services, including Choral Temple. This venerable structured was launched in 1857, destroyed in the 1866 pogrom, rebuilt in 1867, ransacked in the 1941 pogrom, and so the story goes. Nearby, a Holocaust Memorial gives testament to documents which show that no country outside Germany itself was responsible for more Jewish deaths than Romania, outdoing even Vlad.

Teaching English

Happier times reign today in Vlad’s environs, where I participated in a week-long language camp in which English speakers (our group from Australia, London, New Zealand and the U.S.) teach English as it’s spoken (no classrooms, no textbooks) to Romanian professionals eager to improve their grasp. (, also operating programs in Hungary, Poland, etc.) The program involves no cost to us Anglo participants except airfare. Meals, lodging and transportation to/from a countryside resort are complimentary. And, what a setting! My balcony overlooked snow-peaked mountains framing Dracula’s Castle while, below, daffodils bloomed among the grazing sheep. We heeded warnings to amble only along fenced roads to avoid wolves and bears and—worse—attack-trained sheepdogs, all in a day’s work.

English-learners arrive with “textbook” proficiency, but are eager to acquire adeptness in conversation, both for business advancement and leisure. Several hours daily involve one-on-one conversations (any subject, from careers to politics to vacation plans). Frequent group exercises provide inventive challenges, such as planning the re-launch of a failing restaurant or whom to kick off a desert island. Each Anglo mentors a local, who must prepare a 10-minute presentation. Evenings are devoted to word games, the sillier the better (Ever try to mime the word ‘mustard’? Or ‘tarantula’?). Forming deep friendships is the easy part; saying goodbye to these people and to Romania is what’s hard. —By Carla Waldemar, RFT Contributor

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Carla Waldemar

Carla Waldemar of Minneapolis, NM, is a longtime food and travel writer. She has served as a food editor for Better Homes and Gardens and senior editor for Cuisine magazines and is the Twin Cities editor of the annual Zagat Survey.